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How was your first day teaching? Humiliating. I heard.

Who told you? Did Tigress tell you?

I heard from Monkey,and Crane,and Mantis... and your dad,and Mrs.Chao from the gift shop... and those ducks you just passed... and Tigress tole me.

Did she also tell you that it`ll never happen again? Because I`m done.

Teaching or being humiliated?

Both! I don`t know why you ever thought I could teach that class. Oh, I knew you couldn`t.

What? You set me up to fail? Why? If you only do what you can do,

you will never be more than you are now. I don`t wanna be more! I like who I am. You don`t even know wha you are. What do you...? Of course I do. I`m the Dragon Warrior.

And what exactly does that mean, Dragon Warrior? It means, you know,just going around and punching and kicking.

Defending the valley!And stuff. Punching and kicking?

You think that is what the great Master Oogway saw for you? A 500-year prophecy fulfilled

so you could spend your days kicking butt... and running through town high-fiving bunnies? Yes? - No!

Oogway saw greatness in you,Po. Against my better judgment. More than you can see in yourself. Incredible power awaits you.

Power beyond anything you can imagine. What was that? That was chi. What`s chi?

The energy that flows through all living things. So you`re saying if I teach,

I`ll be able to do cool stuff like that？ No, I`m saying if you teach, I`ll be able to do cool stuff like that. Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for 30 years asking one question. \

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I`m lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt... So now I have to sit alone in a cave for 30 years? Eventually.

After you master teaching.

Teaching?There`s no way I`m ever gonna be like you. I`m not trying to turn you into me. I`m trying to turn you into you. Turn me into me?

Wait a second,that makes no... Almost there,Shifu.

Just a little more confusing and you`ll be the next Oogway. Sorry,no offense, Master Oogway.I just...

I`ll let you get back to your eternal peace. What is this place? My brother`s farm.

If I stepped on you,would you die? Yes.

The mortal realm.

You hear that,Oogway? I`m back. Kai has returned! Who?

Kai,General Kai.

Supreme warlord of all China. The Jade slayer.Master of pain.

You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance. Maker of Widows?

Okay, I used to work with Oogway. Oh,Master Oogway! Now,he was a great warrior. We`ve heard of Master Oogway. Okay,okay,enough.Silence!

Find Oogway`s students,and bring them to me. By the time I am done with them,Oogway...

There will be no one left who will even remember your name. Kai is coming!

I am ready...

to teach you a lesson.

Teach me? Oh,no!It`s the Dragon teacher! Yeah,he`s so handsome! Thank you for the compliment. No! Please don`t teach me to death! Po?

Oh,hey,dad.What`s up?

I was just,uh...stopping by for a little soak.

Okay. What`s wrong? Nothing.

Nothing? I come home to find you taking a bath with your dolls... Action figures....and instead of adding bath salts to the water, you just added szechuan peppercorns. Szechuan...

Oh,oh,my tenders!Oh... Okay,yes,something`s wrong. There,there,son.

You tell your daddy all about it. Lift your arm.

Shifu says I don`t know what it means to be the Dragon Warrior. Now I have to be a teacher? I thought I finally knew who I was. If I`m not the Dragon Warrior,who am I? A teacher? Teaching kung fu? Po,that`s a promotion! Take the job,son!

And, someday when you`re in charge of the whole Jade palace... I can sell noodles in the lobby!

Why are you still here taking a bath like a baby? Get out!Get up!

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